I think one of the laziest, most life-sucking ways you can begin a written piece is by copying and pasting a definition of a word in order to avoid coming up with a creative introductory sentence of your own. This is why I have waited until my second sentence to tell you that MedicineNet.com defines norovirus as “an illness characterized by acute onset of nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, abdominal cramping, and, in some cases, fever and malaise.” I think that by politely waiting until the second sentence to share that definition, it shows that a) chivalry is NOT dead, and b) this is the subject I have chosen to center this post around.
Two months ago I was acutely onsat by norovirus, and two months ago I said to myself, “One day this will be funny.” One day ended up being more like 60 days, as it took a lot of time to fully recover emotionally. But, as the Spider-Man movies have raised us, with great power comes great responsibility. Norovirus was a great power, and now I feel responsible, as a survivor, to share some of my experiences during this illness so you know what to expect when you’re expecting.
And remember, just have fun with it!!!!!!!!
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